Subject: File No. S7-04-23
From: Anonymous

Dear Securities and Exchange Commission, I must say, your proposed rule "Safeguarding Advisory Client Assets" seems like quite the rollercoaster ride. I commend your efforts to enhance investor protections and tackle gaps in the custody rule, but I can't help but bring up some concerns that I'm sure even Pepe the Frog would find amusing. Let's start with the definition of digital assets. Now, I don't want to sound like an "internet troll," but this rule just doesn't give us the guidance we need. In today's world of dank memes and cryptocurrency, we need crystal clear definitions to avoid any "LOL-rot" situations. I mean, how can we protect client assets if we can't even define what exactly these digital assets are? It's Pepe madness, I tell you! But the fun doesn't stop there, folks. Oh no, let's talk about the requirement to share sensitive financial data with third-party custodians. Now, we've all heard of trolls, and as tempting as it may be to share our juicy social security numbers with them, it's probably not the smartest move. I'm all for transparency, but let's not forget the wall of fire-breathing dragons called data breaches and identity theft. And speaking of third parties, why are we letting so many cooks in this already spicy soup? The more hands involved in the cookie jar, the higher the chance of someone accidentally spilling those cookies, not to mention the risk of all that milk being left out overnight. We need to ensure that everyone involved has their hands squeaky clean, with enough sanitizing gel to drown a Pepe. Now, let's prepare for the ultimate joker card - data breaches. We've all seen how they can wreak havoc, Deja Vu Doge style. Your proposed rule must tackle the consequences of these breaches head-on. Prompt notification and swift action are the keys to minimizing the damage, like slapping a band-aid on Harambe's wound before he could say "meme." Let me wrap up my concerns, and hopefully, you found my 4chan humor mildly entertaining. While I appreciate your efforts to enhance investor protections, let's not forget the importance of clear definitions, privacy safeguards, and proactive measures against data breaches. With these elements in place, we can achieve a regulatory framework that would make even Pepe himself nod in approval. Thank you for taking the time to consider my animated concerns. I hope this unconventional approach brings a smile to your face and adds some much-needed levity to your day.